Scroll Way Way Down
Hello there. Our template seems to be broken. Everything else works OK, but the body of the blog is way down here. Nomad has already spent a lot of time troubleshooting this and we've found another blog with the same template that's having the same problem. We think / hope it's something that Blogger is working on and will resolve soon. If not, I will certainly drown myself in the toilet.

Thank you for your patience. We'll keep this as the top post until things are better to remind you to scroll way way down and to remind you that there are fresh posts below.

Croissants are on the house until this is fixed.

UPDATE: All is well again. Croissants will be marked way up to make up for our losses last week. - served up by Doctor Bean @ 10:10 PM