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Miscellaneous thoughts and ramblings
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
 
Dental hijinx
I chipped a tooth this weekend. Here's a handy multiple-choice quiz* to see if you can guess how it happened:

a.) Uppercut to the chin sustained during barroom brawl
b.) Grasping an iron bar with my teeth while suspended over a shark tank
c.) Biting into a soft oatmeal cookie

*Fun fact: In Israel multiple-choice is known as an "American Test."
Comments:
My answer is C. Your tooth had become rotten and brittle from eating too many soft oatmeal cookies.
 
What was in the cookie that shouldn't have been there?
 
I bet they call it an American test because they're accustomed to taking tests that are actually *challenging*.
 
Nothing in the cookie - it was just my tooth's time...
 
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