hysterical, great read...thanks. I thought that Southpark episode was brilliant. Let's not mock Madonna, she is afterall, a Jew now. Da Vinci Code...didn't read it, don't want to read it, don't want to see the movie...mostly because Tom Hanks hairdo is annoying.
 

Now hold on a second - Madonna has never claimed to be a Jew. She's just all into the Kabbalah Centre and whatnot.

I read somewhere that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's wedding was officiated by a rabbi from the center and was described as a "traditional Jewish ceremony." Except, of course, for the fact that neither bride nor groom is Jewish!
 

Cruisin-mom: You're welcome. Glad you liked it.

Ralphie: Yikes. If the patina of Judaism is getting trendy, I'm getting baptized.
 

Ralphie, I read that too. All you need is a little red string bracelet, and you're in. (even Britney Spears has the bracelet, OY)