Very very funny. ball-and-chain recently saw a doozy bumper sticker that I've been bugging her to comment about, but she keeps making up excuses like "I'm busy raising four children."

Here are some others that make me want to strangle the occupant:

Question Authority This is vintage 70s and is only rarely sighted anymore. It's a classic of rebellion for it's own sake because it's so assertive yet understated. It doesn't mean "Question Authority" because in an open society that's done all the time. Questioning authority usually goes like this:
"Can I see your badge?"
"Sure."
"Why are you arresting me?"
"For urinating in public."
What the sticker really means is defy authority. When that authority is derived from free citizens electing their representatives to formulate reasonable laws, what it really advocates is defying me, the citizen. So the reply to the bumper sticker should be "Question authority all you want, but pay attention to the answer."

Every Child A Wanted Child Now, I'm pro-choice, but I'm much more alienated by the pro-choice movement than the pro-life movement. "Every Child A Wanted Child" is as good an argument for abortion, as "Every Child a Well-Fed Child" is an argument for killing hungry kids.

There are more, but, alas, I must work.
 

There was one at www.modernhumorist.com a while back that said, "Free Tibet (with purchase of second Tibet of greater or equal value)" - I don't know if it was a real sticker or just an image they created for the site...

I saw a bizarre one a few years back - it read "Adoption destroys families" - not abortion, which I thought it said at first, but adoption. The good part was I was able to do a real-life double-take. If only I had been drinking something, I could have done a spit-take!