Thursday, November 04, 2004
Get Dead Soon!
French Doctors Deny Arafat Death Reports
PARIS — A gravely ill Yasser Arafat reportedly slipped into a coma and anxious Palestinian officials held an emergency meeting Thursday on how to prevent unrest while their 75-year-old leader was fighting for his life.Could we be so fortunate as to see Bush win and Arafat die in the same week? Pinch me!
"Arafat has no type of brain death," Kurdi told Al-Arabiya.That's reassuring! How many types are there?
Prediction for tomorrow: "Arafat has a very mild type of brain death." Hamas and Hizb'Allah are probably sharpening their knives and loading their rifles. Things are about to get very ugly.