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Arafat Congratulates Bush, Touts 'Road Map'

PARIS — An ailing Yasser Arafat congratulated President Bush on his re-election and expressed hope that a second term will spark new life to the Middle East peace process, an aide to the Palestinian leader said Wednesday.

Thanks a lot for your support, Yasser! That really means a lot to me. By the way, I'm in the smallest room in the White House right now, talking to you on the cordless phone. I call it Potty One! Ha ha! Get it? I've got your Roadmap To Peace fax in front of me, but as soon as we hang up, it'll be behind me, if you know what I mean. - served up by Doctor Bean @ 4:28 PM