Wednesday, July 06, 2005
Supreme Solution
How can we avoid a "bloody" battle over supreme court nominees? Easy! Nominate a celebrity! Everybody loves celebrities! They're pretty! Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz are on the short list, but I'm gonna have to go with another gender: Tom Cruise!
"I know the history of the Supreme Court! There's no such thing as the Constitution! Antonin, Antonin, Antonin, Antonin, Antonin!"
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I suspect Supreme Court Justice has always been Barbara Streisand's greatest ambition. She would probably sing all of her opinions from the bench.
Hagrin: I only got days later that "glib" is from Cruise's quote!
Very funny! Apparently too funny for us.
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Very funny! Apparently too funny for us.
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