I'm thinking that cookbook won't be found in Ball-n-Chain's kitchen any time soon.

If you get Southpark on video, they often have Matt Stone and Trey Parker on in between episodes with humorous vignettes. In one, they have a pig named Macon, which they feed bacon too. That's some pig.
 

Mmmmm.... I miss bacon. I can still remember its warm crispy salty greasiness...
 

I also recently find myself unable to stop thinking about Lebanese cleavage, but I'm not sure why that is.