Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Eyebrows
Do these things only occur to me? What's up with eyebrows? Few people probably ever even notice them. But isn't that a seriously strange place to have a couple caterpillar-sized clumps of hair? What? Keeping water out of the eyes was an evolutionary priority, while warmth was not, so we lost the fur and kept the brows? Give me a break. Eyebrows are the armadillo of human physiology. They're just weird.

