Former President
Today's quote of the day comes from former Iraqi President, Sadaam Hussein (Full Story), who declared in court, when referred to as "former president of Iraq":

"'I said I'm the president of Iraq,' Saddam snapped back. 'I did not say deposed.'"

To which I thought, "no. you were deposed."

I then flashed back to my favorite Far Side:


"Wait! Wait! Listen to me!... We don't HAVE to be just sheep!" reads the caption.

Because, obviously, "no. you have to be a sheep." - served up by Nomad @ 8:00 PM