.comment-link {margin-left:.6em;}
Miscellaneous thoughts and ramblings
Monday, January 30, 2006
Pimp Juice
Yes, Pimp Juice. I saw this charming beverage at a gas station in downtown L.A. Seems it was dreamed up by a singer named "Nelly."

Fine, so now pimps got juice. What I wanna know is, what will the 'ho's drink?
What do 'ho's drink?
The milk of human kindness.
or perhaps Mad Dog.
Pimp juice? Nelly? Damn, I am so out of the loop.
I would like to know how you came across this gem of a beverage! What were you googling?

From the ad:

Pimp Juice is non-carbonated which makes it ideal for demanding sports and intense workouts.

So what does that refer to? Running from the cops, painting you Caddy purple, beatin' da 'ho's?

Man, there really is a sucker born every minute...
Wanderer - I saw an actual can at a gas station downtown. I then googled "Pimp Juice." And let's just say that the energy drink is not the only search result that appeared.
Post a Comment

<< Home

Powered by Blogger