Sunday, October 09, 2005
More on Bumper Stickers
Walking home from shul this morning, I saw the following bumper sticker:
In case you can't read the small print, I'll type out the whole thing:
"American Heritage, American Values: Hasn't the KKK been using those forever?"
You can find this sticker and more at its thoroughly entertaining website.
You'll see that they have more than enough stickers and slogans, but I'd like to take this opportunity to suggest a few more in this particular vein:
"Roads, Cars: Didn't HITLER use those, too?"
"Oxygen, Water: Didn't STALIN ingest those on a regular basis?"
"Rocks, Doorknobs: Aren't those things as dumb as ME?"
That's perhaps the lamest bunch of lefty stickers I've seen. I've seen funny lefty stickers, these just aren't them. It's good to know that there are wackos out there who assume I'm evil just because I voted for a guy they hate. It's also good to know they're very unlikely to be armed.
Cool. You do need to make sure that alleged handgun is locked and loaded, because the moonbats have learned an interesting trick: Many of them bathe now. You can't always spot them by their B.O. and Patchouli.
And the answer is no, the KKK hasn't been using those forever. Somewhere in the founding of this nation I seem to recall the phrase "all men are created equal." What does that have to do with the KKK. Sometimes, even though I disagree, at least the sticker in question is pithy or clever. This isn't one of those times.Post a Comment