Kerckhoff Coffeehouse: Mauled man tried to 'reason' with chimps during attack, wife says

Monday, March 07, 2005

Repeat after me:

Chimps are not people. Chimps are not people. Chimps are not people.

- served up by Ralphie @ 1:22 PM

Comments:

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

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Nomad : 1:32 PM, March 07, 2005

Reminds me of how some parents try to reason with their two-year-olds.

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Irina Tsukerman : 1:45 PM, March 07, 2005

So who was really playing "monkey in the middle," huh?

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torontopearl : 7:02 PM, March 07, 2005

"Chimps are not people!"

But the reverse doesn't always hold true.

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PsychoToddler : 12:43 PM, March 08, 2005

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