Psychotoddler: today i got asked

Psychotoddler: "is it ok to swallow cum"

Doctor Bean: oh, no!

Psychotoddler: by a 78 year old guy

Doctor Bean: oh!

Doctor Bean: POST IT! POST IT!

Psychotoddler: and there were a lot of questions that i didn't want to ask

Psychotoddler: like

Psychotoddler: whose cum

Psychotoddler: and

Psychotoddler: who's swallowing

Doctor Bean: are you milchig or fleishig!

Doctor Bean: pa DUM pum!

Psychotoddler: maybe he's trying to swallow his own

Doctor Bean: HOLY CRAP!

Psychotoddler: Gd bless him

Psychotoddler: I don't think I'm going to be worrying about this stuff when I'm 78

Doctor Bean: so?

Doctor Bean: did you just say "Yeah, it's great!" and leave it at that?

Psychotoddler: less filling

Doctor Bean: groan

Psychotoddler: see, in the old days, i would post that

Psychotoddler: but now my kids are reading

Psychotoddler: and possibly my rabbi

Doctor Bean: your rabbi could use the information

Psychotoddler: maybe i'll post it on the coffeee house

Doctor Bean: you want to do a guest post?

Psychotoddler: kidding

Psychotoddler: it would be great though

Psychotoddler: after you attract all the high fallutin types with that avrech/trep post

Doctor Bean: then the next one is about geriatric blow jobs

Psychotoddler: keep em guessing

Doctor Bean: it's easier once you loose all your teeth!

Psychotoddler: we are sick

Doctor Bean: that's why we get along

Psychotoddler: i didn't mention that the question

Psychotoddler: was written

Psychotoddler: on a long list of other questions

Psychotoddler: 1. should i take my medicine in the morning

Psychotoddler: 2. what can I use for my hand pain

Doctor Bean: HA HAHA AAAAHAHAAA

Doctor Bean: that's a riot!

Psychotoddler: 3. do i have to take the lipitor with food

Psychotoddler: 4. is it ok to swallow cum

Doctor Bean: 5. What should I take as an occasional laxative

Doctor Bean: 6. how much Tylenol can I take for my arthritis

Psychotoddler: actually, if i could clean this up...

Doctor Bean: that would be the funniest post of all time

Psychotoddler: forget it

Psychotoddler: there's no way not to make it filthy

Doctor Bean: no. it's only funny filthy.
 

So now I'm giggling, and my little Sweetie demands to know what's so funny. She never takes no for an answer; I can't put her off with "You can't understand" or "It's only for grown-ups". So I told her this guy asked his doctor if it was okay to eat worms. I tell ya, parenthood is continually raising my creativity.
 

So, PT, you never told us the answer...is it ok to swallow cum?

Giggle! Inquiring minds! And BTW, I don't think this is such a terrible story. Though you were right to post it in the comments on somebody else's blog.
 

Couldn't you have spared us all and just posted "Is it okay to swallow Elmo"?
 

Kiwi: Only if he's wearing a condom.