Vendetta in Your Pants
Vendetta in Your Pants

Resting in my bedroom
Free from any cares
I hear my happy family
As they shuffle 'bout downstairs
When the noise stops I get lonely
And I go to join the pack
But I find they've moved and left me
And are never coming back

Anger at the beasts
Anger at the plants
Anger at Rice Krispies
Vendetta in Your Pants

Working in my homeroom
Trying to do my best
To process all the lessons
So I'll ace tomorrow's test
I go home self-assured
But like a stupid ass
I sleep too long next morning
Miss the test and fail the class

Anger at the beasts
Anger at the plants
Anger at Rice Krispies
Vendetta in Your Pants

Running through the guy's gym
Dribbling down the court
I make a thirty-footer
I'm a master of the sport
I've worked my life to get here
I want to be Kareem
But I slam dunk on the coach's head
And get kicked off the team

Anger at the beasts
Anger at the plants
Anger at Rice Krispies
Vendetta in Your Pants

Sitting in my Datsun
Cruising down the street
I see an awesome blond chick
That I'd really like to meet
Being so distracted
I miss a traffic light
I slam into a semi
And the day turns into night

Anger at the beasts
Anger at the plants
Anger at Rice Krispies
Vendetta in Your Pants

There's nothing you can do
You never had a chance
The fates are stacked against you
Venddetta in Your Pants - served up by Oven @ 9:44 PM